what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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