real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I fill condoms, not promises.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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