oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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