just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
