you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
