I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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