we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
