Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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