just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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