Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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