whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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