what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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