i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Randomize
