you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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