I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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