i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
the raccoons are back...
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