JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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