Dual....:-)
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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