I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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