Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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