Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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