This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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