p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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