i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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