Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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