is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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