I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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