This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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