Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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