yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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