Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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