Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
