so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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