Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Enjoy the penises
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