Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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