There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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