she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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