If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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