I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she pinky promised me she was 18
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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