I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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