Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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