Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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