I wannas sexs uuuuu
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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