I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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