Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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