Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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