Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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