So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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