So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Come on in and take your pants off
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