I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
This baby is an asshole
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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