chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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