is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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