Buhtt sex?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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