WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
