Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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